Jackson's First Smile

And not a gas smile!

No more mooseticles.

Well it is done and it hurts like heck. Bruised and swollen if you want i can post pictures. I can also dispell some old wives tales for you so i wont get asked anymore.
1. no they are not in a jar next to the bed.
2. no my voice is not higher pitched if anythin it's deeper like batman from the dark knight.
3. yes getting the little general and his 2 privates shaved by a cute young hispanic nurse is as awkward as you might expect
4. the specimin jars are way to big
5. never ever get a pee pee surgery with tourettes syndrome. if you aint twitching you are cursing. (hey i can blame it on tourettes right.)
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Jackson's Checkup

Jackson had his 2 month checkup earlier this week and is doing great! He was 21 inches (25th percentile) and 9 lbs 13 oz (10th percentile). He's almost doubled his birth weight!! Little porker :0). Overall, he's been well at sleeping at night with last night being an exception. He was ready to play at 2:30am. Dr. Gutman said we should be seeing him smile in the next week or so. Can't wait! Here is a picture of him after his appointment (notice the camo bandaids on his thighs, he got 3 shots :0(

Awesome display of what Jesus did for us.

Brad, our pastor, a few weeks ago put sin into perspective. And how everyday we are at battle to conguer sin and when we sin we make the choice of the world over our closeness with our lord. Then he gave one of the best sermons I have heard the week before easter. Putting into complete perspective what Jesus did on the cross as he took on his shoulders all the sins of the world so that we may be closer to him. This might be the most emotional 5 minutes I have ever seen. Thank you Jesus.

"...forced me to assert my chickness..." an odd day at the ball game

Don't get me wrong it was a great day at the Cardinals dbacks game and usually i am not a negative person but there is one sure way to throw me off for the rest of the day and thats change a definite, always the same routine. I am just such a structured, ocd, beast that when the things get changed my whole day gets thrown off. We arrived at the park for batting practice with an eager anticipation of seeing Albert Pujols hit. It is always the same routine at the games Dbacks BP then the visitors BP then each pitcher warms up then stretching, national anthem, play ball.
It was really, really windy which was fine while we were in the sun but a fact that later forced me to assert my chickness and put my arms in the sleeves of my short sleeve shirt. So we went up to Fridays front row to eat and watch Batting Practice. One of the dbacks hit one up into fridays right next to us hitting a guys plate full of food shattering it into 32 pieces throwing food everywhere. For me this was just the start. The cardinals decided they were to good for batting practice and skipped it. Are you freakin kidding me? Now my life is in chaos. Oh no, there is extra time before the game. when will the pitchers warm up? When will first pitch be? And why in the hell is everyone wearing number #42. What kind of weird time warp game freakish situation am i in? Well it turns out that it was Jackie Robinson day at all the ballparks and mlb decided to change every ones uniform number to #42, EVERYONE. So here is how the scoring went on a double play ball.
The pitcher #42 pitches to #42 who hits it to the shortstop #42 who flips it to the second baseman #42 who tags second making the baserunner #42 out then throws on to first caught by #42. After that the pitcher #42 was taken out by the coach #42 and relieved by the pitcher from the bullpen #42. Are you freakin kidding me.
Well then it was all a debacle past that. The dbacks got spanked, I wanted to see albert pujols and he finally got pitched to in the 7th inning after 2 walks and a weak fly out he came up and hit a home run or so i thought (watch the video). I got a big ole vat of nachos and ran out of freakin cheese. Not to be a negative Nefertiti but I just felt so feshuvvled. Overall it was a really good date though. Kristy and I got out of the house for 6 hours with Jackson for his first baseball game. I just need to stop coming in to situations with expectations and then i will never be disappointed.

here is #5 Albert Pujols ohhhhh sorry #42 albert pujols

Cheese, cheese for my lonely nachos

Here is a video of #42 Albert Pujols Home Run well not, whatever.

More Easter

Easter 2009

what a long weekend. but it was great. there are a lot of pictures and some great videos so i will be posting some throughout the week. enjoy

I had to post this one, kristy with the air rifle. Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh.

video of easter poppers. "nothing says happy easter like some small explosives."

fun at the gun club

We had a friends bachelor party at the scottsdale gun club last night and it was a blast (some pun intended). I decided to bring some print outs of my face as a target little did I know it would be the hit of the party. But then again who hasn't wanted to take a shot at me at one time or another (especially after last april fools) :) enjoy.

this is pretty funny in the end.

here is me getting shot by a bebe gun. it freakin hurt. apparently stephen, aka tommy tough guy didnt think so. whatever.

April changes.

They are also starting to try to help Jackson more especially if he is crying. They will bring him anything from pacifiers to hats to blankets, fire trucks, balls, cups of juice, and even my phone once.

The boys are sharing a room. It's going ok it's just a little rough at nap time.

Jackson is filling out alot!

Payton and the Bus. For real this time. :)

Payton took the "little" bus for the first time this morning. Here are the pictures.

Ok Ok sorry.

Sorry to those of you who were upset by this mornings blog about Payton and completly freaked out. He is perfectly fine, sleeping in his bed. I guess no one does april fools jokes anymore. Maybe one day I will grow up, but probably not. Now according to my mom and many others i need to go repent and get then get the $#!T slapped out of me. Beware the jokes could come from anywhere.